awkward conversation with a lezzy on Commercial St yesterday
- Lezbn: HEY!!! Aren't you that guy who, you know, showed us your dick!
- Me: (OMG was I that drunk last night) Maybe? When was this?
- Lezbn: We were here for Women's Week earlier this summer! Was at the Crown & Anchor - HERE! I have pics!!! (pulls out camera, scrolls through to my penis)
- Me: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I did get up on stage and whip it out to win that prize.
- Lezbn: You probably can tell I don't go for dick (cue buzz cut, khaki shorts, and a Life Is Good tshirt), but if I did - yummy!!
- Me: ...
- Me: ......
- Me: Well thank you, I did win the contest that night - was a $200 massage gift certificate.
- Lezbn: There were 500 of us in the audience that night that would have been more than happy to give you a massage *winks*
- Me: ...
- Me: ......
- Me: Well, Happy Halloween-
- Lezbn: You too, stud.
- Me: *runs away fast*
- oh teebs!
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